Thursday, September 30, 2004
Why was I set to jump off a bridge yesterday? No, Barack Obama will not be successful in forcing me to jump off a bridge. Truth be told, he seems like a decent guy, just misguided in policy. (The smugness of some of his supporters is a bit annoying, though).
No, I am instead ordered to keep away from sharp objects because of events at Wrigley Field the past 2 days.
